Prepare to wince...

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 07/28/2014 at 23:18 • Filed to: Ouch

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I sure as hell did...Poor 458 Speciale. :(

http://www.carthrottle.com/smashing-a-fer…

Results of the crash:

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:19

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0/10 crash

Did not appear to catch on fire

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/28/2014 at 23:20

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No, but someone's wallet sure as hell did.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:21

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The insurance company's wallet is feeling it the worst!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:22

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That was a very speciale crash. Boy must that driver's face be Rosso after that failed Corsa

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Manuél Ferrari 07/28/2014 at 23:23

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must be a replica

Vicente Esteve > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:23

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Dude, you think thats Wince worthy?

I cried the first time I saw this

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/28/2014 at 23:24

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That poor insurance company.....They didn't even know what hit them; or who hit them...

ttyymmnn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:24

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Ouch.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vicente Esteve 07/28/2014 at 23:26

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I never watched Cars....How is this better/worse?

I wasn't worried through that entire scene, because I knew nothing would go wrong there, it was simple unnecessary suspense for ze audience! :P

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:27

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Muy Rojo.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ttyymmnn 07/28/2014 at 23:27

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I know...

Big Bubba Ray > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:30

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Good God this is gruesome.

Vicente Esteve > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:33

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GO

WATCH

IT

NOW

Haha I dont know, I like it quite a lot, but I am a 17 year old so yeah. The second one though is for the enthusiast crowd, as they have more realistic engine noises, and there are A LOT more real world cars. Every time I watch the second one I find an Audi TT or a Suzuki Swift I didn't catch the last time. I cant guarantee if youll like it, but watch it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vicente Esteve 07/28/2014 at 23:34

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By that logic, I'm 18, therefore, I should probably go watch it... :P

Vicente Esteve > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/28/2014 at 23:42

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Haha, you are considered an adult in Mexico, and can Vote/Drink/Have Stuff .

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vicente Esteve 07/28/2014 at 23:48

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Yay adulthood! That means I'm not allowed to watch Cars, in Mexico; bummer *sad face* :P

How will I know what I may be missing out on now Mr. Torrents?

Vicente Esteve > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 00:00

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Haha, doesn't matter, people here aren't really mature enough.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 00:55

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Never feel bad for an insurance company!

tromoly > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 00:57

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If you're not able to be okay with potentially totaling your vehicle, don't take it on a track. Good advice from a racing friend.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 00:58

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Stupid stinking insurance company! Trying to take our money and 'Murican jobzz!!

Better?

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 01:38

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Just wanted to say I'm glad you stuck around.

Have a 959 Rally car I saw on my trip.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 02:13

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YES!

They take our monies and spend it on a zillion commercials per day!

I'm tired of seeing the Gecko and that creepy lady!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 07:04

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Nope, they're dicks. They're gonna be like "0/10 will not insure because crashed on track."

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 08:51

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But I like Flo...

Money Hustard > Vicente Esteve 07/29/2014 at 08:55

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My 2 year old has watched cars no fewer than 100 times (all but one of those times he INSISTED that we watch it). Good movie, sort of painful to watch at this point though for me.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 11:26

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TRUTH!!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 11:27

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Driver to Ferrari: "can I get this covered under the warranty and free maintenance plan?"

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 11:27

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ha ha you think Flo is sexy

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 11:37

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Eww no. She's like 40 under all dat makeup. DO NOT WANT!

But the commercials are entertaining.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 11:38

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stop lying K Roll...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 11:39

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Lol, it depends on how connected to Ferrari he really is.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 11:40

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I am not lying...

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 12:37

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Yes you are ;)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 12:49

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She scares me...

She stares into your soul....

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 12:55

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omg now I feel ill

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 12:56

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See what I mean now??

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 12:57

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No, YOU should be the one who sees what I mean now!

I told you she's creepy!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 12:58

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When'd you say that?

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 13:00

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My very first comment and then you said you like her ;)

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 13:01

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So did you see the news?

Stick for F Type, but maybe for the V6 only? :(

Instead AWD for lots of models?

Y U MAKE F TYPE HEAVIER AND ONLY GIVE STICK TO THE SLOWEST ONE JAG?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 13:04

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That would be a tragedy. At least it's still beautiful and sounds amazing.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 13:06

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It makes no sense

Must be a lie

If they're going to take the time to make Manny, the British cousin of our good buddy Manuél, then surely they'll let Manny hang out in the V8 as well.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 13:16

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Nope, they hate him. Money over everything!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 13:23

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;-(

Diesel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:22

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I'm glad to find out that 'Oh shit' is universal.

Fuel_of_Satan > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:22

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Seems like they were ok though. The good thing is that this car is still in production, so as a result of this crash another one will be made.

Kaufmania: Mark Webber's Stunt Double > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 14:23

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ferraris have to be moving to catch fire. Clearly this one ain't going anywhere anytime soon this it can't catch fire.

RedEyeNinja > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:23

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As you can see, Porsche bought this track recently for a reason...to destroy Ferrari's.

Sheriff Of American Douchetown > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:24

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t_s > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:24

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I shed a tear, but at least it died in glory. I weep for the Speciales being ripped around in first gear by douches in central London or South Beach.

Oh and for god's sake, let the fucking fire quips go. They were old a year ago.

Fuel_of_Satan > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 14:24

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All these commenters and nobody to remind you that insurance companies have a special terminology for cars crashed on racetracks: Your problem.

MatthewHokie03 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:26

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Pretty sure the insurance company could care less about this. It happened on a track and there is easily findable video proof that it did.

Manuél Ferrari > Fuel_of_Satan 07/29/2014 at 14:27

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Unless you bought track-day insurance!

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 07/29/2014 at 14:29

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Obviously, because there wasn't any...

Yeah, it had to be a replica.

Vic-in-Norway > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:30

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blah > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:30

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Gas monkey garage....I have an idea for you're next project.

WhiskeyGolf > Vicente Esteve 07/29/2014 at 14:30

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It hurts extra when the cars have eyes and personalities...

Sweet Trav > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:30

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Meh, When new cars bite it it never seems to bother me, they will build more. when classics bite it I die inside.

jshep415503 > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 14:31

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Yup: "EXCLUSIONS We will not pay: For any legal liability arising from the sponsorship or taking part in any racing or speed contest, demolition, stunting activity or contest, or demonstration in which your covered auto has participation. This also applies to practice or preparation for any such contest, activity, or event."

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:31

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"Speciale, meet Wall... Oh, I see you two have already met.."

*awkward silence*

Rickster3rd ¯\_()_/¯ > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:31

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Rickster3rd ¯\_()_/¯ > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:31

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fintail > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 07/29/2014 at 14:33

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Looks like the Schlumpf font?

steve_snj > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:34

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Private owners think when they get a car like this they are Michael Schumacher. WRONG!!

Ratchet when he's all hopped up on synthetic energon > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:35

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Just wear your damn mask... > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:35

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Did not wince. A fool and his money are soon parted. The car is a thing; if the owner was an idiot and took his car out on the track without knowing what the hell he was doing, when then there you go.

DiscoTReK > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 14:38

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Didn't have hairspray-rich Italians in it

Wiggle Puppy > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:39

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I want her to stare at me like that as I nut one in her pouch.

900turbo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:40

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There are crueler fates for a Ferrari:

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > fintail 07/29/2014 at 14:43

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It is!

67AussieCooperS > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:44

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This is the real reason why we are all supposed to keep it on the track ... because tire wall

Dream Theater of the Absurd > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:44

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You rang?

FrederickLawOlmsteez > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:45

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I think Flo is a dude.

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 14:46

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They only catch fire doing mundane things or while parked.

ScreenShot > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:46

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That car died doing what it loved...no sadness there.

You'd complain if it caught fire and was never driven.....

RedWhine > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:48

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At least it died on a track. Not burning to the ground at a shopping mile or wrapped around a lamp post.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Ratchet when he's all hopped up on synthetic energon 07/29/2014 at 14:48

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Meh?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 900turbo 07/29/2014 at 14:49

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Cannot un-see the unfathomable destruction......

willkinton247 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:50

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I saw one of these on Sunday, and it was glorious. The person driving it clearly couldn't drive at low speeds. His shifts were definitely not smooth by any means.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > FrederickLawOlmsteez 07/29/2014 at 14:50

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OH GOD!!

I'm seeing it.... -_-

Brian Silvestro > jshep415503 07/29/2014 at 14:56

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God I hate insurance companies.

bk335 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 14:58

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Recorded with a potato and didn't catch fire. 1/10

5hifter > Fuel_of_Satan 07/29/2014 at 14:59

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Finally someone said it!

Dream Theater of the Absurd > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 15:00

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If by sexy you mean creepy, hell yes she's sexy!

alan666 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:03

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Who cares it's a new 458 that's a easy fix, now this is a crash to wince at !

Captain_Spadaro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:05

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Aaron James > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 15:07

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does that even exist for exotic cars? Can't imagine what that would have to cost to cover pay outs.

guysmileypkt > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 15:09

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If you're not being timed, it's not racing. If there was an instructor in the passenger seat, or the driver was one, its covered as a driving school event, not a race.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:10

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Am I correct in thinking his problem was a case of lifting?

MFEJAL grey because who knows... > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:11

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Filmed by Potato-Cam.

Manuél Ferrari > Dream Theater of the Absurd 07/29/2014 at 15:12

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Yeah I was just kidding with him because he said he likes her. I find her super creepy!

Manuél Ferrari > Aaron James 07/29/2014 at 15:13

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Not sure but I'd imagine it does, just with higher prices.

I've found that there are speciality insurance companies that will insure just about anything.

Brian Silvestro > guysmileypkt 07/29/2014 at 15:14

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Well that's interesting...

Vicente Esteve > Money Hustard 07/29/2014 at 15:16

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I feel the same, even more with the last car saying "I can still race!" when plainly he is as useful as high heels on a water park.

guysmileypkt > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2014 at 15:17

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That's how it was described to me several years ago by a buddy that was an instructor for Chin motorsports an the Porsche Club down in FL. I spectated at several events at Sebring for kicks, got some hot laps as a passenger, I highly recommend it. :D

PatrickPM > Manuél Ferrari 07/29/2014 at 15:18

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I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover anything that occurs on a race track

Vicente Esteve > WhiskeyGolf 07/29/2014 at 15:18

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I know, and all of them are quite cool.

RazorGP > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:18

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Wince no? Laugh at the comments in the video? Yes.

Ratchet when he's all hopped up on synthetic energon > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:19

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Meh.

900turbo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/29/2014 at 15:20

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At least that 458 Speciale died doing what it loved instead of the slow, painful, trifiling death that is certain for its sibling imprisoned by the Queen of irreverance, Kim.